The Unimaginable!!

Ghanaian actresss, Juliet Ibrahim, has revealed that she has had sex at the beach.  She said that the incident even happened with beach-goers present.
“It was just spontaneous; it wasn’t planned. [We] just went all out. There were a lot of tourists around and nobody could be bothered,” said the actress who proceeded to give advise to fans who intend to dare to have sex on the beach, too.
“You have to be very careful when [you want to do this]. You have to make sure that wherever you are doing it, or trying to do it, it’s allowed, and it is not like a country or place where people will find it offensive,” she said.
Juliet who is allegedly in a relationship with a Nigerian singer, Iceberg Slim, further disclosed that she doesn’t care if the lights are on or off, when she’s Hot. “I can’t be bothered. Anything goes,” she said.
On her favourite sex position, Juliet disclosed she flows with the rhythm and isn’t afraid of trying new adventures.
Juliet also disclosed that she doesn’t consider asking a man she loves for his number, as a big deal.
“I don’t see it as a big deal. If I see somebody I like, I wouldn’t want the chance to pass me by,” said the actress who later went on to admit that she has a “quick temper”“.

A dying civil servant instructed his wife to bury him with $55,000, which he intended to appease God to forgive his earthly sins. The civil servant, a Ugandan was 52-year-old, when he died. His metallic coffin cost $5,500. Identified as Charles Obong, he was a senior personnel officer at the Ministry of Public Service for a decade (2006 – 2016).

His son-in-law confirmed that his will stated that his wife should deposit a huge amount of money in his coffin, which in Ugandan money was 200 million shillings. The money was to be given to God on the Day of Judgment as an offertory so that his sins could be forgiven. Even though the exact sin was not stated, he asked his brother and sister to ensure that his wife does as he instructed. Uganda’s Daily Monitor said that Obong died on December 17, 2016 after a protracted illness and was buried in his ancestral home in the northern Lira district of the country. His will was however ‘violated’ even before his burial. Part of the money he saved for the bribery to God, was stolen from the safe where he kept it and only $5,700 was found in his coffin when it was exhumed. The Monitor quoting a source close to Margaret, Obong’s wife said the huge sum of money disappeared from the safe. The deceased’s brother Justin Ngole said the theft was reported to police. Meanwhile, $5,700 recovered from the coffin after the exhumation of Obong’s body, has been handed to the deceased’s family. Burial is a lavish ceremony in Uganda and it has an official seal. In September, Uganda parliament announced $20,000 funeral package for each lawmaker as a way of ensuring deceased members of the National Assembly are given ‘befitting burials’. The parliament planned to spend 67.7 million shillings on burial for each member who died.

Akpos: hello who dey call?
Jennifa: it's me Jennifa!
Akpos: Jenni babe! U remember my side today?
Jennifa: U know that i'm the caring type but school wouldn't allow me visit you, Where are you? And what are you doing?
Akpos: I dey chill for town! I dey on BB right now!
Jennifa: you are a bigger boy now oooh!
Akpos: na the level be that! Always on BB level
Jennifa: do you know what Today's date is?
Akpos: not at all!
Jennifa: you are not caring at all! You've forgotten that today is my birthday!
Akpos: i dey sorry Jenni! Na wetin make you call me be that?
Jennifa: Just want to invite you over to my hostel to make my day!
Akpos: that one na small thing na!
Jennifa: Ehen! Get me something special oooh!
Akpos: like wetin?
Jennifa: i want to be on BB also!
Akpos: that one na small level for me to arrange!
AFTER 3 HOURS AKPOS Arrived with a brown paper bag with 4 corner shape!
Jennifa: JEZZZZ!!! I guess it's Bold5!
Akpos: shey na becos of BB you dey shout like this?
She gave Akpos everything he wanted!
AFTER EVERYTHING-
Akpos: Jenni babe! I wan move! Take your BB
Jennifa: let me see you off fast, can't wait to see my BB!
AFTER 10 Munites Akpos phone rings-
Clara: hello mr Akpos, your girlfriend fainted just now after opening a brown paper bag that contains Bread and Beans
Akpos: na still BB na!😀😀😀

Indomie n Pepsi will be using Style dey insult Nigerians
.....1st it was Indomie hungry Man size.
N now pepsi Long throat bottle.
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Very soon we Wil b seeing
Gala " ole size"
chin chin "olojukokoro pack"
Egg row "awuff size"
Lacasara " thief bottle"
Biscuit. "olonje iya size"
Bobo juice "overbele full!!!!complement of d season\=d/

By Mccuul1

1. A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Out of anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted, "FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will lose all your friends o!"
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2. Peter: teacher, do honey have legs?
Teacher: No, but why do you ask?
Peter: because, last night, i over heard my dad saying, Honey, please open your legs wide.
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3. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die.
MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die not mine.
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4. A man goes into a library and asks for a
book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Bleep off, you won't bring
it back."
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5. Ochuko: why are u tip toe-ing infront of the chemist?
Akpos: I don't want to wake the sleeping pills
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6. Okon: why are u writting this letter so slow?
Akpos: because the person am writting it to, doesn't read fast
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7. Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for
his wife.
WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will
think i don't change my panties.
HUSBAND Which people?
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8. Teacher: our topic today is question tag. Eg: obi is a boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I have other examples.
Ochoku: we go chop yam today Chopin't we?
Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him?
Akpors: don't mind that block head We go chop yam today. Yamin't we?
Teacher fainted.

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